The Bedfordshire and Luton [Great Britian] Fire and Rescue Service issued rules recently requiring the use of long poles to test high-up fire alarms because letting the firefighters use stepladders might lead to injuries. [Daily Mail, 4-5-09]
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we would have linked to this earlier if we had known about it. its vitally important to our national well-being.


today is national donut day.
but that’s not gonna stop us from linking to this, which gives you chance to do to the eletronic cat what you’ve always wanted to do to every cat in the world–trap it.
but the initial week of staff training is starting up this week, so blogging from us will be spotty for the rest of the summer (which shouldn’t surprise anyone since our blogging is spotty anyway). because of this fact, we will be forced to fire nick. at least for now.
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In March, two men were seen on a backyard surveillance camera in St. Petersburg, Fla., attempting a home break-in during the day when no one was home. According to the police report, one of the men assumed a football stance, then ran the length of the yard and rammed the back door. However, the latch held, and the impact sent the man backward, leaving him on the ground, writhing in pain. The collision also triggered an alarm, and the men escaped before police arrived. [WFTS-TV (Tampa), 4-1-09]